idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
liam had the strength of ten girls pouring ten buckets on him and harry checked out after one drop
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
no one hates being called a directioner more than a one direction fan
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
—every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
—Six word story #29 (via suspend)
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING